Tonya was a party girl and loved her drinks, her social smokes and her delicious fine-dining meals. She also loved a little sniffy-sniff of the Good Stuff now and then.
One weekend, Tonya and her Friends had a bit of everything at a beachside mansion that they had booked out for a Girls-Only rendezvous and hoe-down.
Tonya and her Friends drank, ate, smoked, laughed and stayed awake well after sun-up on both days. They talked about life, love, the cosmos and penises.
When the weekend was over, Tonya decided to go on a Detox because she felt that what she had done to her body was Bad, even though her soul felt Good.
The Detox cost her 439 dollars and 95 cents and involved a series of juices to be taken at regular intervals during the day. This would help her liver and digestive system but might also make her feel sleepy, give her headaches and famish her. But these would only be side-effects.
"I had such an amazing weekend drinking, socially-smoking and eating delicious fine-dining with you gals," said Tonya via e-mail in a group message to her besties, "but I need to get rid of it by doing this Detox which I think all of you should do, too".
All her friends agreed to do it because they thought Tonya was fun, smart and always right. Plus, they liked doing things in a group because that made it more girlish, more fun and more right.
Soon, all their Detox packages had arrived and Tonya and her Friends commenced on their five-day juice-only Detox diet!
What none of them knew, however, was that a really, really bad psychopathic person decided to do a mass killing by putting really, really bad poison in the Detoxes at the point of distribution.
Tonya and all of her friends died almost immediately after drinking their first supplement.
Their relatives were comforted, much later, by the knowledge that the girls had enjoyed a good weekend only days before.
The end.
