Saturday, May 15, 2010

Time (or Timothy and the Liar)

Timothy didn't know what the time was because he had lost his watch.

Timothy asked a stranger for the time.

The stranger said "It is 7 minutes after the hour of 11am, my friend!"

Timothy thanked the stranger and got about doing various morning-chores.

What Timothy didn't realise, however, was that the stranger was a Notorious Liar:

It was, in fact, 12 minutes after the hour of 3pm.

This meant that Timothy missed his grandmother's cremation.

The end.