Ever since she was *this high*, Gillian loved to paint!
Today, Gillian is 46 and she still loves to paint! She paints landscapes, portraits and fruit bowls!
And she does it all with the paint-brush in her vagina!
The end.
Saturday, May 22, 2010
Saturday, May 15, 2010
Time (or Timothy and the Liar)
Timothy didn't know what the time was because he had lost his watch.
Timothy asked a stranger for the time.
The stranger said "It is 7 minutes after the hour of 11am, my friend!"
Timothy thanked the stranger and got about doing various morning-chores.
What Timothy didn't realise, however, was that the stranger was a Notorious Liar:
It was, in fact, 12 minutes after the hour of 3pm.
This meant that Timothy missed his grandmother's cremation.
The end.
Timothy asked a stranger for the time.
The stranger said "It is 7 minutes after the hour of 11am, my friend!"
Timothy thanked the stranger and got about doing various morning-chores.
What Timothy didn't realise, however, was that the stranger was a Notorious Liar:
It was, in fact, 12 minutes after the hour of 3pm.
This meant that Timothy missed his grandmother's cremation.
The end.
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