Craig was a homosexual who enjoyed snowboarding, camping in the mountains and films by Quentin Tarantino.
Craig was lonely.
One night, Craig decided to do what other homosexuals did. He decided to go to a Gay Nightspot.
Nobody danced with Craig or gave him eyes at the Gay Nightspot because Craig had a normal haircut and looked too much like a grown-up.
So Craig went back home and read, then went to sleep.
The next day, Craig turned 23.
The end.
