Ouch was a donkey and he lived in a rarely-visited Regional Children's Petting Zoo.
He was named Ouch by the zookeeper who originally cared for him.
The zookeeper's name wasn't Ouch, but he named Ouch 'Ouch'. So Ouch wasn't named after the zookeeper, but by him. (There's a difference between those two words, which is why italics were used.)
The zookeeper's name was Angus. Angus named Ouch 'Ouch' because the first day Ouch came to the Regional Children's Petting Zoo, Ouch bit Angus good and hard in Angus's nutbag.
The end.
