Carlisle Hopping loved a little bit of wine.
He loved a little bit of wine alot.
Sometimes, even for breakfast, Carlisle Hopping loved a little bit of wine.
Sometimes, in the toilets of the printing firm where he worked...he loved a little bit of wine in secret.
Carlisle Hopping loved a little bit of wine so much and so often that there was even a little bit of wine hidden in his socks & underwear drawer so that he could enjoy a little bit of wine when his wife, Helen, was nosing about and making a damned nuisance of herself.
One day, Carlisle Hopping went to his doctor who was an Indian man named Ranjeet. Ranjeet told Carlisle Hopping he wasn't to drink anymore wine.
This made Carlisle Hopping mad. Later, he got very very drunk at home to deal with the news and enjoyed himself immensely.
Helen cried and hid in the back shed all night until it was over.
The end.
