There was once a baby Spatchcock named Mildred. She was tiny and, in some ways, adorable.
Her mumma Spatchcock died while giving birth to her and nobody knew who Mildred's father was because Mildred's mother got about.
This meant Mildred was an Orphan.
It is a little-known fact that Orphaned Spatchcii develop magical powers.
It is also a little-known fact that the plural of Spatchcock is Spatchcii.
The magical power Mildred inherited was the ability to FLY (which was disappointing as far as magical powers go because Mildred was already a bird). But that's the luck of the draw, I suppose.
One day, Mildred launched into the air and flew into the path of an oncoming milk truck. This was the day that Mildred died.
The end.
