Sunday, April 4, 2010

Carmen and Connie

Carmen and Connie are very pretty girls.

They both have very happy smiles. Everyone says so.

The only difference between them involves cooking. Carmen is better at cooking than Connie is, but Connie doesn't care about that because she is often invited to eat delicious delicacies at Carmen's house.

And whenever this happens, it makes them both smile their big, happy smiles.

Sometimes they smile so much, and so big, that it makes fireworks explode in other countries...far, far away.

And sometimes -just sometimes- when they are at their very happiest, Carmen and Connie even make fireworks explode in ancient kingdoms from PAST TIMES IN HISTORY... before fireworks WERE EVEN INVENTED.

History tells us that only two people were injured from sudden-unexpected-fireworks displays in ancient kingdoms of yore-time, but those two people deserved it. Everyone back then thought so, too.

Which means Carmen and Connie do a pretty amazing job, just by smiling here in the future.

The end.