Corey Daniels was born in 1987 to Wendy and Roger Daniels.
When Corey was 18 months old, Wendy began to worry. The hair on his head had changed from a pleasant, whispy blonde and was beginning to show signs... of darkening.
By the time Corey was 5, his hair was distinctly BROWN. A nightmare.
Wendy and Roger still loved Corey in spite of his colouring, but knew he would have a tough time fitting in at school with the other kids who would very likely call him names like "Feces Follicles", "Grizzly" and "Choc Top". Later, some would even call him "Soiled-Nappy Helmet" and throw hunks of dirt at him and put handfuls of manure in his underwear. While he was still wearing it.
By the time Corey reached puberty he had very few friends, aside from a couple of other Broons who had been mocked out of a social life at school, too. Corey didn't like hanging out with the other Broons, though, because the normal blonde, black and red-headed students would take photos of them and load them onto the internet with captions like "Shit-Cranium Epic Fail" and "Clan of the Cavebears" and what not.
So Corey became a loner.
At home, Corey had some sexy magazines he liked to look at. Sometimes he thought about himself doing what the men in the sexy magazines were doing with the women in the sexy magazines. There was nothing more thrilling than the thought that, perhaps one day, Corey might get the opportunity to do that with someone he loved, too.
When Corey was 17 and deep in the swollen throes of adolescence, Amy Powers approached him outside the school canteen. Amy had beautiful blonde hair that was very straight and went all the way down to where her bottom started. All the boys liked her and used her in their minds when they were doing masturbations.
"Hi, Corey" Amy said to Corey.
"Hi, Amy" Corey stuttered back.
"I was just wondering- sorry this is pretty hard to say- but...I was just wondering if you'd like to get a milkshake with me sometime?" asked Amy.
Corey nearly died from happiness.
"Yes, oh yes that would be lovely Amy!" smiled Corey, his heart somersaulting in his chest.
At that point Amy started laughing and some other voices started laughing from behind the nearby toilet blocks. Even some of the old women who worked in the canteen started laughing!
"As if I was serious, Coconut" giggled Amy before walking away and high-fiving her friends.
That night, Corey shaved his head and killed himself violently.
In the end, everyone else turned prematurely grey from the guilt and the shock.
And some of them lost their hair altogether.
The end.
