The Duke of Magicland had a long-term affair with a whore from Gilby. Gilby was a nearby village that was famous for its whores as well as its cutlery.
The whore with whom the Duke of Magicland made goodtime-fucking with was named "Damina". But, don't worry, that was only her working name. Her real name was Emma Smith.
One day, Emma Smith decided to carriage-on-up to Magicland to tell all the goodly people of the kingdom her dirty, dirty secret.
She held a press conference and announced that she had been making goodtime-fucking with The Duke of Magicland for just over two years. She even went into unnecessary details that everyone privately enjoyed. Like, for example, what she and The Duke did with a beehive, a sprig of celery and a lunging rope one morning.
The Duke of Magicland was furious, humiliated and terrified.
His wife, The Duchess of Magicland, was devastated and flew out of her parlour in a flurry of tears and maid-staff.
Everyone was disgusted with the Duke. They judged him immediately and severely with a seething, seething hatred seldom seen or felt in Magicland.
The Shamed Duke (knowing things were looking grim for his marriage, reputation and future Dukedom) did the only thing he could do: he performed some magic that REVERSED TIME and made Emma Smith disappear into oblivion forever.
Everything was, once again, as it should have been and The Duke started making goodtime-fucking with a new and peachy-skinned whore from Dilby. (Who couldn't speak because The Duke magicked her tongue clean out of her).
And this is why Magicland is awesome.
The end.
