Jack and Jill went up a hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after.
Once they were both at the bottom of the hill, Jack and Jill started laughing.
"Who even calls it a 'pail'?!" asked Jill, incredulously.
"And how the hell do you break a 'crown'?", asked Jack, not knowing what part of the body was being referenced in their nursery rhyme.
After they finished their laughing, Jack and Jill had repeated episodes of hot, hot, pornish, porny sex.
One of these episodes made a baby which was later impaled on a broken crown.
Now who's laughing?
The end.
